goodnight everyone! sleep well to those going to sleep soon
grammy get your shit together
jean isnt cool at all… he is actually the cutest dork……..
Once 800 Canadian rebels ran away from 20 mercenaries because Canadians shouldn’t start rebellions
This is 100% true
This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.
This is 100% true
Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
This was so much work, so please don’t steal.
98% of this image is pure badass
Then there’s Armstrong’s little hair loop.
Are you suggesting the Hair Loop, which has been passed down by the Armstrong family for generations, which has survived countless battles and remained perfectly coiffed, is not a testament to the ELEGANCE and STRENGTH of the Armstrong legacy?!
this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….
okay so these fuckers are the worst cookies they literally drive me insane
because as you may know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly while expecting a different result
like when you see these things
you know they’re awful and tasteless but you love how they have a nice texture but they always taste dry and never sweet enough and never satisfying
so you look at these shitty cookies and think “no, I’m going to eat one. maybe this time it’ll be different. maybe it will at least be satisfyingly sweet as a cookie should be”
but every time you just get a mouthful of flour and far too much of that nasty ass frosting
but you keep coming back because someday you hope that these cookies will be as good as you hope they could be
but they never are and you spiral into the lofthouse cookie madness and find yourself nearly gagging on these shitty flavorless cookies every single time a box is set out in front of you
i would have died thinking i was alone thinking a lot of things if i didn’t join tumblr
now i really want a box of these shitty cookies
deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words
and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear
In my opinion, one of the best things humanity has captured on video. Done in 1979 by Voyager 1 as it approached Jupiter.
THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.